thanksgiving 

A time where my sad family actully tries to actully act like a family because there's actully food around.

i had a cuncossion on thanksgiving

thanksgiving by jessie November 26, 2003

Thanks

Term used after having sex with a slut who only charged you a cigarette. Little do you know, sex isn't all she gave you in return. You also probably now have all 66 known STDs, HIV, and fleas.

Thanks, you stupid slut. I'll be back next weekend.

Thanks by Loki May 13, 2005

Thanks

Thanks is another way of saying Fuck you, to people that are completely self absorbed assholes. People think your polite, when in fact you'll be meaning fuck you.

Thanks Haters, what doesn't kill me makes me stronger.

Thanks by ReallySee September 4, 2009

thanoyte 

meaning "thenite" or "tonight."
originating in Scotland, "thanoyte" can be added to the end of many sentences or words to emphasize the importance of the matter, or to emphasize excitement.

Leon: What's for dinner?
Kyle: Pie thanoyte !

thanoyte by Drewbud315 May 31, 2007

thanksgiving 

It has went very far from it's traditional meaning. Thanksgiving is supposedly a holiday to give thanks, but you are not giving thanks at all. Nowdays it is a holiday is where you go see some obligatory in law or relative and stuff yourself with turkey, watch Detroit play football, zonk out, and stuff your gut with some more turkey after that. The women have to do all the cooking, dishes, etc. while the men just gorge on the food. But the women get revenge the next day...Black Friday shopping!

Typical guy on thanksgiving: Ah, turkey was good...lets watch Detroit beat the Bears...ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

thanksgiving by Orbitron2012 November 1, 2012

thankschristmas 

An adult holiday held on the third Saturday after Thanksgiving ment to provide a respite between dealing with relatives in November and buying presents in December essentially providing an additional excuse to drink alcohol.

After spending Thanksgiving with the in-laws, and the looming crush of Christmas shopping ahead, Lisa couldn't wait for ThanksChristmas to come so she could just get drunk with her friends and forget about her stress.

thankschristmas by C5Drvr October 13, 2013

thanksgiving dinner 

When two gay men take turns stuffing each other's ass full of dick on Thanksgiving, like Thanksgiving turkey.

"Yo what are we having on Thanksgiving?"
"Thanksgiving dinner."

thanksgiving dinner by thwankuth September 30, 2019