ooh a squirrel 

When you're walking down the street and you see a squirrel on the a tree and say "Ooooooh a Squirrely Squirrel"

Oooooh a Squirrel.

ooh a squirrel by Lone Hardcore October 23, 2013

Lemme pet your squirrel 

'Lemme pet your squirrel' is meant to say to someone who has an attractive moustache, and you just want to touch it. Preferably, pet it. Also, it is as bushy or curly as a squirrel's tail.

As I saw John's moustache, all I thought was "Lemme pet your squirrel".

Lemme pet your squirrel by glizzydilf July 31, 2015

pop a squirrel 

poop

silvia just pop a squirrel in front of shane's tent

pop a squirrel by ansosf July 1, 2017

grizzly-squirrel 

The Grizzly-Squirrel is the most dangerous creature that can exists all over the world. It lives in France, near Montpellier, and kills blondes female students. No one had seen the Grizzly-Squirrel and is alive yet.

Pamela : "Mike, if we meet this écureuil-grizzly, what will we do then ?"
Mike : "Don't worry ! You’re a woman, and me a strong man ! So you’ll hide while I’ll face the monster !"
Pamela : "OMG ! The mother fucking terrible Grizzly-Squirrel"
Mike : "AAAAaaaaah !!!" (goes away)

grizzly-squirrel by Moecco February 19, 2005

Pink Squirrel 

Something that doesn't exist in nature. Often used in connection to describe an unrealistic business desire to hire an employee with contradictory or impossible to find skills.

The company is Pink Squirrel hunting for their open position. They want someone who can work all day behind a desk, but loves working outside. In addition they want someone with a minimum 20+ years working in nano-tech and consumer GPS cell phone applications.

Pink Squirrel by Job247 March 13, 2010

Hot Squirrel 

A sexy girl or something really cool

Check her out, she's hot squirrel!
That rides hot squirrel.

Hot Squirrel by raezor March 23, 2004

frozen squirrel 

An ancient iceman initiation rite. A virgin iceman is told that there is a neat "frozen squirrel" burried behind a pallet of ice in the freezer. When the new guy bends over to take a look, a veteran iceman jams his thumb as far as he can up the virgin iceman's ass and all present yell squirrel at the top of their loungs. This rite has recently found its way into college communities worldwide.

-"Hey rookie, take a look at that frozen squirrel in the freezer."
--"What squirrel??"
-"SQUIRREL!

frozen squirrel by Mack Ice April 25, 2006