Robert Pattinson

the most sexiest, inhumanly, gorgous person alive... who should be locked up for being so good looking.

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Robert Pattinson

by DieHard Twilighter March 24, 2009

robert pattinson

What happens when a sexy hunk of mansex takes the job that will tank his career

Lindsay better not pull a robert pattinson!

My cousin used to be famous but now he's just a robert pattinson

robert pattinson used to be hot and sexy but then he was in twilight and now he sucks

by talking space monkeys April 15, 2009

Robert aka leprechaun

a weird irish kid who fucks every hot chick he sees

That Robert aka leprechaun is a friggin perv lol

by phonics monkey December 15, 2008

Robert Garcia III

(n,v,adj,adv) He works on I75, I10, I95, I26, and I20. His reputation is known throughout the southeastern region of the United States. He runs the south (See: World's most interesting man).

Teach me to be Robert Garcia III. I went Robert Garcia III on that hoe. Is it breezy out here, or am I just about to blow Robert Garcia III.

by World's most interesting woman October 13, 2012

Robert

A sexy sexy man with a massive schlong that all the ladies love. He is the lord of memes and is respected by all. Anyone who confronts a Robert in a rude manner gets dominated by Robert. What a fucking legend. This definition is fucking wrong. Everything except the meme lord part is false.

Robert is fucking retarded, but good at making memes.

by Lord of all nerds January 30, 2020

Robert

A grown man that wants to touch children.

Robert loves to court underage girls!

by whatevs2 July 24, 2020

Robel

Robel is the type of guy to make the most random gay comments out of nowhere. His go to phrases are I like men, and do you want to kiss. He’s the gayest person you’ll ever meet. Even though he is very out of pocket he can be slightly nice at times. Also, at 12 o clock in the morning you might receive a text from him about among us or a really weird, and most likely gay fan fiction.

Guy 1: Hi how is your day going

Guy 2: pretty good
Robel: do you want to kiss?
Guy 1: of course daddy robel

by Daddyrobel January 6, 2022