puddle pirate

-one who jumps in and out of puddles shouting 'i'll find ye treasure matey!'

-a man who 'gets around' (male prostitute), and during his orgasm screams 'Arrrgghhh, thereeeee she blows!'; The puddles symbolize a woman's vagina, and the pirate represents the horny man.

Carly said she met this really nice Puddle Pirate down in the kittery, and he was free for the night. I bet she's going to have a wicked night.

by richie sims March 18, 2008

poodlefaking

to fornicate (in the gerund), fucking (verb only)

We wuz poodlefaking on the sofa when my bad ass little sister barged in.

by Ant July 17, 2003

paddlefile

a slang word for men who like lil' girls.
its what the gansters use nowadays in ol' country, and the hood of compton.

Man that guy is such a paddlefile with his squinty evil eyes of lust for that underage girl.

by B rocky lee December 28, 2007

Poodle Hole

The hole poop comes out of... your asshole

My poodle hole itches.

by Jadejuniper April 26, 2009

Paddle Boating

Like motor boating, except when the girl has small boobs.

Guy 1: Heard you motor boated Susie last night.
Guy2: More like paddle boating. Chick was flat.

by MMP38 October 21, 2011

Paddlehands

Paddlehands is an urban legend. He once was a man. But, something snapped in him. Changed him. Warped his hands and his mind. Gave him a hankering for catspankings. Tranny chasing. Tomfoolery of all nefarious sorts.

Ed had the urge to spank his cat, from this day forth he shal be known across the land as PADDLEHANDS

by Turdburglar April 18, 2012

Piddle

Drops of piss left after male urination onto the toilet seat.

1. I'm so sick of this kid forgetting to clean his piddle off my toilet seat..

2. Jenny's toilet is stained because of her careless boyfriend leaving his piddle all over it.

by Dabaser July 19, 2015