Microsoft

Company bent on world domination. This however will never happen because people keep transferring over to Linux.

Bob: Man I hate Microsoft Windows Xp!!! :(
Rob: That's why you should have switched to Linux you dolt!

by 1337 |-|4x0|2 May 21, 2006

Micropenis

A condition where one has a tiny penis, under 3 inches in length.

Jess: Do you want to have sex?
Dan: Okay.
Jess: Sorry, I don't smoke.
Dan: HEY! That's my penis!
Jess: That's your penis Dan? Oh my God, it is tiny! You have a micropenis!

by Steve-O McQueev-O February 3, 2010

macro

noun: a program that allows the player of an MMORPG computer game to leave the computer alone while his game character does menial, repetitive work. These programs are illegal, but widely used, because the kind of tedious labor they perform for you is quite maddening over time. A "macroer" is a player using such a program.

If you use a macro, you can mine coal without even being at your machine!

Heh, wasn't it funny when that macroer's axe broke and he just kept trying to cut down the tree?

by Auridan December 28, 2005

Microsoft tan

The result of working repeatedly long office hours while sitting too close to a PC, to the extent that one's face takes on a orange hue from monitor exposure/lack of sleep.

Hey Dave, you look really brown. Have you been away?

Nah just Microsoft tan, unfortunately.

by Joystick83 May 18, 2010

Microsoft Word

Is the most piece shit program of them all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

there is no Examples, just read the definition, Microsoft Word

by Grem711 May 26, 2008

French Microphone

When some ones sleeping with there mouth open and you fart in their mouth causing an echo

Bobby received a french microphone after falling asleep at the party

by 505cheifkingz May 11, 2014

microscopic

a word best used to describe Kerry Brown 's penis/brain

oooh ooh Kerry, look in the microscope - yoou're dick has grown. Oh no, false alarm. It's just a skinny hair.

by ruler November 5, 2003