Microsoft tan

The result of working repeatedly long office hours while sitting too close to a PC, to the extent that one's face takes on a orange hue from monitor exposure/lack of sleep.

Hey Dave, you look really brown. Have you been away?

Nah just Microsoft tan, unfortunately.

by Joystick83 May 18, 2010

HABs

The male equivalent of WAGs. Just as WAGs is acronymous of wives and girlfriends, HABs are husbands and boyfriends.

Katie: Oh I can't wait for Sarah's birthday, is it girls only tonight?

Jenny: No, I don't thinks so. The invite says HABs welcome...

by Joystick83 February 24, 2011