Bit

A bit is a quick to sometimes medium length (If it's really funny or you get too carried away) joke, act, gesture, character performance, or anything you can do which is out of the normal for a reserved personality or formal conduct, intended to be humorous or to spice up a social setting.

Examples of bits include, but are not limited to:
Pretending a slow moving car is going to run you over, lying down and declaring "It's all over! Kiss me gently Angel of Death!"
When asked if you are a racist, and are comfortably not a racist, you put on a smug face anyway, raise an eyebrow and say "Yes".

"Bro are you actually a fan of Ben Shapiro?"

"No, but if I shill for him he pays me in sexual favours!"

"Wait really?"

"Nah man It's just a bit lol"

by Connoisseur of exotic "Bits" May 31, 2022

Gonna chill for a bit then gym

Gonna be lame asf*

Idk! This is my first time doing this... I'm gonna chill for a bit then gym.

by AAblue August 26, 2021

Connecty Bit

The bit that connects the penis to the groin. Not particularly sensitive as it is covered in pubes. Not to be confused with the banjo; the other connecty bit. Banjos are for playing. Connecty bits are not.

"Hey, you poked me in the connecty bit....poke lower!"

by americanstrings January 16, 2010

live for the bit

A lifestyle motto to describe and excuse one’s days of spontaneity, humor, and a dash of eccentricity. It’s about building on quirks, taking risks, and turning ordinary moments into memorable, laughter-filled adventures. While typically driven by humor, can also stem from pure irony and playful shock value.

Person 1: Why are you always planking on trashcans and doing the weirdest things like brushing your teeth in the kitchen?

Person 2: I live for the bit.

Person 1: Oh, that checks out.

by ss_starship February 1, 2024

Standin on bitness

Originating in the dirty south, especially Mississippi meaning Being of firm attitude about handling street commerce or other parts of life that involve your personal business.

Mayne, the State tryna git at me about some back child support fo dem kids I had wit dat shawty. But Im standin on bitness wit deez receipts dat show I been making payments from Day one.

by DuVay Knox September 23, 2024

i bit a pillow

An iconic line by Edward Cullen in twilight breaking dawn

I bit a pillow- Edward Cullen

by Blueberry pieface October 9, 2017

Dangly bits

How high school teachers refer to cock and balls.

Did you hear how the science teacher said balls? He called it dangly bits.

by B1mb0b00ty January 7, 2022