Great Neck

Great Neck is a town that Persians have, in the last 20 years, completely invaded. Instead being inhabited by normal, American Jews, Great Neck is now the home of thousands of Persians who feel the need to NEVER shave the bushes of hair they and their moms have had since birth. Every Persian in Great Neck also has a dying sensation to marry their own cousins. Each slutty girl in Great Neck, whether she's a normal Jew or a Persian, feels the need to flaunt what they don't have in Juicy outfits and $14,000 handbags. Where do Persians get this kind of money? Well, they claim to each "sell rugs". However, WHERE DO THEY GET THE MONEY TO BUY 16,000,000 DOLLAR HOMES is still a question left unanswered. Most likely, the Persians all roll drugs into their rugs and sell them in the black, hairy market. Maybe, they'll all get thrown in jail with a damn razor.... who knows?

Hairy Joon Joon in Great Neck: My dad owns 8 acres of land in Iran
SexySkinnyMan and Mindle: What does you're dad do?
Hairy Joon Joon in Geat Neck: <_< >_>
Hairy Joon Joon in Great Neck: ....He sells furniture

by Mindle & SexySkinnyMan July 16, 2008

great compromise

to be a male and agree to have a threesome with a girl and another guy

Dude last night i great compromised and it was kinda weird.

by metsfan69 June 9, 2010

great fuck

Sam Winchester.

Sam Winchester was a great fuck, but I'm pretty sure that I'm going to die because I had sex with him.

by milkywaygalaxygirl November 27, 2016

welven da great

My friend Mercylesskyrese looks just as retarded as Welven Da great does

Welven Da Greats Will stick DEEZ NUTZ IN YO MOUTH HA GOTTI!!!!!

by I Arent Suk October 13, 2015

great britain

The two GREATEST things to come from Britain? America and the Beatles.

i love you awesome british people!

by kate January 7, 2004

The Great Ez

A fat ass with a dead mom who loves pudding.

lol, you fag, you're such a "the great ez!!"

by Sarah February 24, 2005

Great Sex Tapes

An imaginary band out of Stockholm, Sweden. They play fusions of polka, elevator music, and techno. Often mistaken for Ron Sexsmith, although mostly only by Mike Butt.

Person 1: Great Sex Tapes is better than actual great sex tapes!

Person 2: Are you kidding?! They don't even exist!

Mike: Ron Sexsmith?

by strong badian March 31, 2005