december 23rd

national sucking dick day

leo:”it is december 23rd yk what that means it’s national sucking dick day”
carson:”alright come here let me suck ur dick”
national sucking dick day

by barbie in the dream jousey October 14, 2021

December 17th

A day to love the happy tree man bob ross

Guy 1: Yo man you like trees?
Guy 2: Eh I guess
Guy 1: *tears up*
Guy 2: What?!?
Guy 3: GUYS ITS DECEMBER 17TH BOB ROSS DAY!!!!

by bobross#1fan<3 December 16, 2019

december 7

hot, but dumb bitches were born on this day. very fucking hot but still cant to there times tables.

person 1: f***ing dumb b**ch
person 2: what was that for?
person1: your born on december 7!!
person2: oh right!

person 1: your f***ing hot tho

by December 7 July 27, 2021

December 20

fuck people they have to leave you alone and if they talk to you you get to beat there ass.

December 20 stay quiet or I will beat the fuck out of you

by We don't like life December 2, 2020

december 30

National hug your girlfriend all day

girlfriend: bae , why you hugged me so much to day .. not that I’m complaining ☺️
Boyfriend: 1. Because I love you 2. Cs it’s December 30😏
Girlfriend: aww I wuvv you 🥺

by By Rachel December 29, 2020

December 5

the day that the best couples get together, and they will always last and will always be there for eachother no matter what

“you gonna ask her out?”
“duh! it’s december 5th!! it’s good :)”

by grace 😎💕 December 2, 2021

December 19th

National Bhad B¡tch day.
If you were born on this day, you’re a bhaddie.

“when were you born?”
“december 19th”
“ohh that explains it.”

by beepbeepboop December 15, 2019