reverse coffee break

Peeing into your own mouth.

“I’m going to take a tasty reverse coffee break,” said Professor Al.

by Bitchbooger October 21, 2017

Bank Coffee

Shitty, complimentary coffee that is watery or burnt but customers drink it anyway because it is free. The coffee is usually accompanied by a stack of small styrofoam cups, various packets of sweateners, and a large dispenser of powdered creamer.

"Blech, that bank coffee tasted like warm water but I had to stand in line so I just drank it anyway."

by Dav1d VB June 9, 2018

Iced Coffee Addict

An iced variant of Coffee Addiction.

Someone who is addicted to drinking Iced Coffee, from a daily to a semi-daily basis.

An iced coffee addict is someone who's often seen holding a cup of iced coffee.

Person 1: "Did you hear the Rose has become an iced coffee addict?"
Person 2: "Welp, she's now Stressed, Blessed & Iced Coffee Obsessed!"

by shiraida July 30, 2018

period coffee

When you forget your menstrual cup in the electric kettle and make coffee for your friends.

I accidentally made period coffee for you! Sorry about that.

by Ninja-katten October 9, 2018

to coffee bean

in middle and high school debate (California), to appeal to and distract the judge by using a pathos argument that is dramatized and taken out of context

Did you see how they didn't have any evidence at all in their case? They just tried to coffee bean the judge with a fake story!

by c0ffeebeans October 9, 2018

Cold Coffee

Offering a beer before noon.

Joey Bagadonuts! Good to see you. Grab a cold coffee and relax.

by Direwolf~NPZ January 4, 2019

toilet coffee

When you end up having to shit right when you take your first sip of coffee, and you end up drinking it on the can

That cup of toilet coffee was the best cuppa ever!!

by Sarcia26 May 8, 2019