dirty garden tool

When you want to call someone a hoe, but you can't because someone important is around, so you just say this.

You: Fucking hoe!
Momma: Da faq you just call your sister?!
You: A dirty garden tool!

by OneDirectionMakesMeWantToDie March 27, 2017

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NO WORDS

KID: GuEsS WhAt
KID2: WhAt! DiD yOu GeT AnoTHer ViRus
KID: N0 I gOt aN ePic GAmEr TOoL

by I EAT FURRYS AND CHILDREN September 29, 2020

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blue-tool

A blue-tool is a person that wears a blue-tooth headset 24/7, just to look cool. In extreme cases the blue-tools in question were found to have worn their headset even without the phone.

Jeremiah: Look at Chris, trying to impress the chicks with he blue-tooth

Jack: Yea man, he's such a blue-tool. I hear he even wears that thing to bed.

by Jack Sch***** January 2, 2009

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bluetooth tool

is the person who is all ways wearing there bluetooth ear peice. It is also someone who just wears it for status.

Jim is such a bluetooth tool he sleep with that stupid ear peice on.

by thexsneeky December 9, 2007

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Coming out of the tool shed

To openly admit to being a douche bag/tool.

David: Guys, i think i've been a douche to you lately. My bad.
Greg: Looks like someones finally coming out of the tool shed.

by cariboumoosepiss August 16, 2011

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sex tool

A resident of Fargo, ND, who's personality is characterized as "extremely unusual." This is a self-fulfilling title and was first used by the one and only "Brett Lewis"

Hey, im the sex tool, ehehehe

by ranger36 May 16, 2006

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