self mutilation

Quite easily the stupidest thing you could do when you're depressed or angry. Also, it allows emo kids and 12 year old Marilyn Manson fans to prove to themselves and friends that they are hardcore.

1) Look at me, I cut myself, I'm such a manic depressive.

2) Marilyn Manson would be proud! Hail Satan!!!

by Deathfuckingmetal May 6, 2005

self control

Being able to retain ownership of the remote in a large family is known as having self control.

He can watch anything he wants, anytime he wants regardless of how many others would rather be watching something different. Now that's what I call self control.

by ORD ELLIS September 15, 2007

self fish

to be greedy, only thinking of yourself

Eating all the food? that was self fish.

by Basiq Mr.Nonchalant May 3, 2009

self-beat

to masterbate, jerk off, "beat" the meat

dawg, c spells self-beat last night!

by ebony and ivory love April 22, 2006

self help

something that helps you achieve something without using others

Im okay, leave me be I am relying on self help.

by fuckmedaddy101 March 6, 2016

Self-Report

A self-report is doing something that's ultra sus resembling an action Andrew Tate would do.

The Cheeto dust on my fingertips was a self-report I stole my brothers Cheetos.

by BIG//WORM January 12, 2023

eat and kill self, kill self

A person who is always depressed, and also enjoys to eat. When they go home after school or their job, their schedule consists of eating, and then killing self. Also, they always manage to resurrect themselves because they always need to kill themselves

Look at that kid in the corner, he has no friends, and he never talks to anyone. He always looks depressed, he is definetely eat and kill self, kill self

by poin kleinschmidt July 30, 2008