Self-aware clear pilled 

A self-aware clear pilled person is a person who most likely is not fully clear pilled. They believe they are in their own mind but may not be yet. To be clear pilled one must not only meet the standard outlines, but have others that are already clear pilled agree that one is enlightened.

Bro, you’re being self-aware clear pilled. Seek advice from others.

Self-aware clear pilled by Scribbles1697 October 3, 2023

self-defecating 

To unintentionally demean one's self. To unthinkingly place one's self in an unflattering light.

People who minimize their genius are self-deprecating. People who eulogize their ignorance are self-defecating.

self-defecating by Chicagodmt June 11, 2009

Self-control 

When Netflix be callin yo name so hard and you be like "okay"

Self-control is so yesterday.
Totes my goats, giiiiirl

Self-control by xXoldhowardXx October 21, 2015

self defense 

What an alcoholic woman would claim after she attacks you with a knife.

Police officer: Why did you stab your husband multiple times?
Woman holding liquor bottle: Uh... self defense?
Police officer: Sir, you're going to jail.
Man: What?!

self defense by L August 14, 2007

self service 

slang for performing solotio

No thanks, I'm stuffed. Too much self service.

self service by Pipetrain6969 February 11, 2008

self-fucker 

A self-fucker is a guy with a big dick who likes to be fucked in his asshole.

I really enjoy being fucked in my asshole, and I've got 8", so sometimes I fuck myself in my fuck-chute! Yeah - I'm a self-fucker!

self-fucker by USAF Cadet August 20, 2021

self esteem 

A 19th century perpetual motion machine powered by steam, theorized by Alberto Einstein but no actual production models were ever built.

Alberto told the eager investors gathered in Plaza de Suenos that for as few as 500 Pesos they could own a piece of his revolucionary self esteem engine.

self esteem by megnao flimpis August 12, 2003