The Poop-Hole Loop-Hole 

When a woman/girl claims to be a virgin on the grounds that the only penetrative sex she's ever engaged in has been anal.

Jack: Dude, your girlfriend's a slut
John: No way, she was a virgin when we started dating
Jack: Yea, only cuz of the poop-hole loop-hole. Just ask Dave, Mike, Jamal, Terrence, Shaun, Shawn, Sean, and our biology teacher

John: :O

The Poop-Hole Loop-Hole by jacktyronemartinez November 15, 2010

Poop

The brown stuff that comes from ur asshole. In other and shorter words - shit.

Dayumm stop touching his shit!
Do you have a fetish for poop?

Poop by A-A 1 January 3, 2021

poop smear

when a gay man wipes his poop covered penis on the sheets after anal sex

Damn it! He gave me a poop smear and I have to wash my sheets again!

poop smear by Big Guy5 May 24, 2009

Poop a Loop 

When your poop is so long that it loops around the entire toilet bowl creating a full loop.

When I pooped this morning,I stood up a bit and moved my hips in a circle. This action created a Poop a Loop.

Poop a Loop by Jason 93 May 15, 2008

poop shoot

Hello, friend. If you've arrived at this definition, then you don't know how to spell poop chute. That's okay; it's a common error. People often become confused because shoot and chute are homophones. In addition, the idea of one's butt as "poop shoot" does make sense on some level if one imagines the asshole as a sort of gun that shoots poop as a projectile. This sort of thinking, however, is misguided. In actual fact, the imagery from which this slang term is derived envisions one's butthole as a chute from which poop is discarded.

Remember, kids, it's "poop chute," not "poop shoot." The more you know...

poop shoot by TobyTheRobot July 8, 2007

poop monkey

An exclamation declaring something isn't going your way.

Upon realizing the meat for the sandwiches was forgotten, Pat exclaimed, "Poop monkey!"

poop monkey by slxpluvs November 21, 2009

poop tooth grin 

When you notice someone don't open their mouth when smiling cuz of rotten teeth.Only when they forget and laugh there true grill is revealed.

Wow did not know Nick had poop tooth grin till he laughed at one of my jokes

poop tooth grin by steelhead June 18, 2017