Fun Muffins

Breasts.

I love unwrapping fun muffins and putting them in my mouth.

by Duke February 25, 2003

Raj muffin

A slang word for electronica reggae music.

"Man, that raj muffin performance was amazing! That Jamaican guy can sing!"

by JGarzzzzz January 2, 2010

spaz-muffin

A crazed annoying retarded person who has spaz like qualities.

Ian the stalker of the grade was a complete spaz-muffin today.

by Noelleybellyboo April 2, 2007

Muffin Man

/ˈmʌfɪn man/

noun

1. a person who sells illegal drugs. Usually used with a possitive connotation or to inquire as to the whereabouts of such a person"

"This shit is good! Who is your Muffin Man"

"Do you know the Muffin Man?"

by I_WANT_MA_MUFFINS January 8, 2018

Ragger Muffin

Some one you knock up then she does not lose the weight after the baby.

Dude look at that girls mom you better drop her, since her mom looks like a ragger muffin.

by V3r50n January 23, 2011

bowl muffin

a well formed muffin shaped turd.

Honey, I left you a fresh bowl muffin in the toilet.

by Leysie January 4, 2008

Schneider-muffin

This word has two meanings.

Meaning One: A very delicious muffin, much more delicious than other ones you may have had.
Meaning Two: A very attractive person of the male gender. This phrase is almost like a more appropriate, G-rated version of the phrase "stud-muffin" which may be considered inappropriate in some situtations.

"Man, I really feel like a Schneider-muffin"

"Look at that guy! He is such a Schneider-muffin"

by Miss Malice December 14, 2008