Merch

Originated in Milwaukee Merch is another way of saying “say swear to god”

That gas station got robbed a few days ago “merchhh”

That girl that we used to go to school with pregnant now “oh Merch”

by Drandonmke January 18, 2023

Mercedes guy

A term used on Mercedes owners who stole your partner/is your partner's sugar daddy

Takumi Fujiwara: Good luck with the Mercedes guy.

by SNCB 4136 March 15, 2023

Merc

The nicest, kindest, sweetest, and most generous person in the world.

That person is such a Merc.

by NotUcas April 12, 2023

Meercatting

A behaviour observed in office workers when in response to any incident of interest, their heads suddenly pop up above their cubicle walls in a manner resembling the intensely attentive survial instinct of Meerkats.

"Jane and Patricia really got into it over that pay rise thing. Everyone was Meercatting."

by Anarchist Skywalker April 17, 2023

Merch

A common slang term in Minneapolis metro area. It’s a word that mainly used for emphasis of your excitement. Comparable to saying “bet” after someone gives you directions ect. If a friend gave me candy out of the blue I would go “Meerrch, thanks bro.”

Person 1 “I got a new game” , person two “Merch you got a new game”

by Yeetus dellllletus April 21, 2023

Mercer

A below standard cricketer, who struggles in life and normally is ginger

Wow, who's that not playing this week, that'll be a mercer

by Gravy 123 May 5, 2023

Mercedes-Benz

A sexual act where 3 men combine their penises in the shape of a Mercedes’ emblem.

Hey bro, you want a Mercedes-Benz?

by Big wood boat May 8, 2023