Long Island

the place that is what people THINK New Jersey is like. The land of Guidos and Camaros.

Long Island is an evil place.

by MikeNJ December 28, 2005

long hair don't care

A phrase used to describe about a man/woman's hair getting long and doesn't care the fact that it is getting unusually long.

B-Money: Hey bro-sef, your hair is getting long. Why you ain't go to the Barbershop on Bundy Dr.?
J-Bone: Bro, long hair don't care. Besides I'm getting a perm at the salon next week.

Becky: Like oh my god Jessica, your hair is like so long now.
Jessica: Like yeah Becky, long hair don't care.

by Money Badger September 16, 2013

long range tit

In call of duty 4 you can name your weapon classes, therefore a long range tit is a sniper rifle

Ha I dipped on that dude in his domepiece with my long range tit!

by VulcanRaven October 5, 2008

Long Boi

A mysterious alien like creature that has been seen walking the streets of Carnegie, PA near the church of Scientology. Has been known to bum cigs off of unsuspecting locals. At least 9 feet tall, arms are like 6 feet long, legs are like 6 feet long, and his hands touch his knees when he stands straight up.

"Damn! Did you see that Long Boi walking in the parking lot? Looks like he's going to the church of Scientology" - Local Carnegie Consultant

by NormMcdoodle August 10, 2018

long stroke

The act of stroking two dicks together in a docked formation.

Those guys are a perfect height for a good long stroke.

by SpitOnMyDIK May 19, 2015

long beach

A town in New York that feels embarassed every time its grouped together with Roslyn and Glen Cove.

The City: Fucking chump.

Long Beach: Nah, chill. Its not even like that.

by poopsdfhsh December 30, 2005

Long Distance Realationship

The beginning of a very long break up.

"Caleb is leaving for college, him and Joy are planning on having a long distance realationship"

by joynessrocks August 10, 2009