SpitOnMyDIK's definitions

asparagus dicks

The act of tying dicks together with a rubber band to resemble a bundle of asparagus.

asparagus dicks, figure it out

by SpitOnMyDIK May 20, 2015

lunch break

a break from intercourse for a little oral action. (Never after the load has been blown, that's just gross)

Man I was railing that girl for a good hour, had to stop for a little lunch break to get my energy back.

by SpitOnMyDIK May 18, 2015

throat monster

A woman that loves taking the whole dick down the throat. Usually having little to no gag reflex.

Ebo is always on the prowl for a good throat monster.

by SpitOnMyDIK May 27, 2015

space dome

Getting a blowjob on an airplane

Dan wasn't down to join the mile high club, but instead gave Ebo some space dome.

by SpitOnMyDIK May 22, 2015

turd punch

The act of punching a man in his asshole.

Jim was acting a fool so I turd punched that Prick.

by SpitOnMyDIK May 16, 2015

long stroke

The act of stroking two dicks together in a docked formation.

Those guys are a perfect height for a good long stroke.

by SpitOnMyDIK May 19, 2015

D2F

Dick 2 Floor. The distance from the ground that your dick sets in a standing position. A ratio used to gage whether 2 men are capable of docking with ease. D2F is also known as down 2 fuck of c ouse.

Dan and Ebo have matching D2F ratios so they like to hang out a lot.

by SpitOnMyDIK May 19, 2015