SpitOnMyDIK's definitions

asparagus dicks

The act of tying dicks together with a rubber band to resemble a bundle of asparagus.

asparagus dicks, figure it out

by SpitOnMyDIK May 20, 2015

throat monster

A woman that loves taking the whole dick down the throat. Usually having little to no gag reflex.

Ebo is always on the prowl for a good throat monster.

by SpitOnMyDIK May 27, 2015

space dome

Getting a blowjob on an airplane

Dan wasn't down to join the mile high club, but instead gave Ebo some space dome.

by SpitOnMyDIK May 22, 2015

lunch break

a break from intercourse for a little oral action. (Never after the load has been blown, that's just gross)

Man I was railing that girl for a good hour, had to stop for a little lunch break to get my energy back.

by SpitOnMyDIK May 18, 2015

turd punch

The act of punching a man in his asshole.

Jim was acting a fool so I turd punched that Prick.

by SpitOnMyDIK May 16, 2015

long stroke

The act of stroking two dicks together in a docked formation.

Those guys are a perfect height for a good long stroke.

by SpitOnMyDIK May 19, 2015

D2F

Dick 2 Floor. The distance from the ground that your dick sets in a standing position. A ratio used to gage whether 2 men are capable of docking with ease. D2F is also known as down 2 fuck of c ouse.

Dan and Ebo have matching D2F ratios so they like to hang out a lot.

by SpitOnMyDIK May 19, 2015