MikeNJ's definitions

Long Island

the place that is what people THINK New Jersey is like. The land of Guidos and Camaros.

Long Island is an evil place.

by MikeNJ December 28, 2005

fart cannon

A huge muffler tip stuck onto a tiny little engine. Results in a "farting" noise and makes the car sound like an angry weed-wacker.

I hope that guy with the fart cannon reailizes his car sounds like it has asthma.

by MikeNJ December 28, 2005