1 definition by NormMcdoodle
A mysterious alien like creature that has been seen walking the streets of Carnegie, PA near the church of Scientology. Has been known to bum cigs off of unsuspecting locals. At least 9 feet tall, arms are like 6 feet long, legs are like 6 feet long, and his hands touch his knees when he stands straight up.
"Damn! Did you see that Long Boi walking in the parking lot? Looks like he's going to the church of Scientology" - Local Carnegie Consultant
by NormMcdoodle August 10, 2018