A man who takes way too many naps. Sleepy as SHIT. Takes nasty ass dumps. Loves roshe runs. Tends to eat a lot of popcorn. Favorite word is buns.
by eheheheboy December 14, 2018
Get the Chris Kelly mug.The process of unwrapping and then inserting 1-4 (depending on elasticity) of the chocolate finger treats into ones otters pocket and proceeding to encourage a dog to feast on the melting delights. Seasoned professionals may use Kit Kat chunkys. Also known as a MEC.
Kit Kat Kelly decided to treat herself to an evening in with a nice bottle of wine, a movie and sticking four chocolate fingers in her vadge while beckoning the next doors neighbours labrador over for a feast.
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When you fuck a girl upside down so the blood rushes to her head causing her to lose her hearing, and then finishing off by cumming in her eyes.
by skeeternewmon September 16, 2019
Get the The Helen Keller mug.Damn that bitch was giving me attitude, so i pulled an R-Kelly right on her new shoes and then in her mouth. That showed her.
by dddddddddddkkloy November 18, 2007
Get the R-Kelly mug.This is a sexual act in which a male wakes up in the middle of the night to his sleeping partner and ejaculates and then finishes in his or her eyes and ears. Therefore hindering their partner deaf and blind the next morning.
"Hey Laurie the word around town is that Greg gave ya a helen Keller"
"Well I wasn't really sure who gave it. Didn't see him that good this morning"
"Well I wasn't really sure who gave it. Didn't see him that good this morning"
by Tappakeggaday August 19, 2009
Get the Helen Keller mug.when a man receives a blow job from a woman , and before he cums he slaps both of the woman's ears and then precedes to cum in her mouth, so that she may not hear or talk.
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