Fecesious

Of poor quality. From feces.

Buford: I love the 88 Pontiac Le Mans that my step-uncle just bought me.

Beauchamp: Dude your car is so fecesious. I am so glad my neighbor gave me his Chamaro. It's awesome, like a snowflake made of hope.

by Papillon de la mort August 3, 2009

Facedog

Abreviation for "Facebook Dog".
Side-effect from the impossibility to "Appear offline" on the facebook chat.
The interesting and/or good looking persons you would be interested in chatting with get chased away by the Facedogs, who remain themselves connected 24/7.

Man1 "I tried to see if Julia was connected the other night. It took me 30 minutes, 10 'I have to go to bed', and a fake disconnection to get Mark off my boots!"
Man2 "What a Facedog!"

by Mirendil February 9, 2010

feed her the corn

An act of consensual feeding using a certain appendage of the male variety. This originated in 1703 in Europe during times of drought. All that would grow in the dry climate was corn and it quickly became a staple to many poor families. The women quickly became bored of corn, as they do with everything. The lower class males then coined this term because all they could provide to their wives was corn and dick.

"Suh dude, you 'feed her the corn'' last night?"

"ooooooh yea bro!"

by IncredibleC February 27, 2017

Shag faced

The look a girl has the morning after a good fuck hair messy sweaty, looking like shit, look out ya window on early sun morning 5am youll see these girls stumbling home

your going home like that youl look realy shag faced

by Ashley Mottley August 3, 2005

cunt faced

cunt-faced - way to drunk but cant do anything about it.

man asks friend in the pub "how do you feel?"
friend replies "absolultly cunt faced!"

by mark strotton October 2, 2006

weasel faced

you have had way too much alcohol to walk. drunk wasted trashed hammered shit faced gone

Man, i am totally weasel faced.

by E7Li3 January 14, 2009

endangered feces

Toxic people, people who are so full of shit, that their actions will damage the ozone, the environment and destroy democracy if given power. Corporations that don't have solutions for oil spills.

Dick Cheney lacks a heartbeat b/c he is an endangered feces. Doctors have to jumpstart his humanity.

by prinmare July 17, 2010