when shit hits the fan

"Shit hitting the fan" is an expression used to describe a moment when things are getting out of control.

When shit hits the fan I'm out of here.

by Mini mojito July 13, 2014

nigger dick face

Basically an epic prick, or jerk. used when the phrase dick head is not a harsh enough name.

When one is guilty of more than one dick head offense they then become a nigger dick face.

That nigger dick face cut me off then gave me the finger!!!!

by Poot there it is!!! December 17, 2016

Alternative facts

A fancy way to say bullshit.

"You're saying it's a falsehood and Sean Spicer, our press secretary, gave alternative facts to that,"

by Trumpdump January 22, 2017

Fappetite

N.

The desire to fap.

I worked up a big fappetite watching Bill's sister play tennis.

by Linnea Rodriguez February 22, 2005

Bouncer Fat

A man who is tall and fat but thinks he is muscular. You would need a chainsaw to cut the fat down on this pig.

Yo mugs don't sweat that dude he is not tough, he is bouncer fat. One shot to the neck and he will drop like bird shit.

by bt3101 July 10, 2010

Fag Blast

The explosive expulsion of Santorum from the recipient of anal sex.

He fag blasted all over my chest and proceeded to rub it into my sinuses.

"Hey, did you hear about Winthrop?"
"No, what happened?"
"I heard he took like three dicks up the ass and the back pressure of his fag blast coated the entire restroom of the gay bar with carnitas and regret."

by Bacon Bit & Tater Tot October 6, 2012

Fatima

The most straightforward person you’ll ever meet sometimes it’s scary. Has the most sweetest heart. Very hard to convince. Loves anyone way too quickly and can be hurt easily but, she stands tall and strong. Always there to make you smile and brighten up your day. Does her best to get what she wants and never gives up. God plays a huge role in her life. Very emotional and sentimental. Loves passion. So goofy she can make anyone laugh with her simple jokes. So fragile she could cry over a street cat. Most lovable person and anyone would be lucky to have a Fatima like mine in their life.

I need Fatima, my favorite person!

by Vivionne November 10, 2018