chocolate dildo

a black person that looks like a sexual toy.

look at that fine chocolate dildo i just wanna fuck him up his/her ass.

by jamal June 17, 2005

DILDO

The females pleasures!!

A female sticks her dildo in her pussy or ass and get's her pleasure!! Basiclly getting off!

by Bob Beck January 2, 2008

Spaghetti Sauce Dildo

A Dildo with a screw cap that you fill with Spaghetti Sauce and eat after a good long Masterbation ( be sure to use a straw )

"Hey Kid's The Spaghetti Sause Dildo now comes in all sorts of fun shapes and color! Even Glow in the Dark! So tell your bitch ass mother to call 555-2354"

by Spanky Lou June 16, 2003

Dildo

Phallic crack pipe usually made of glass

Get your dildo and we'll smoke this crack.

by lwekjr July 6, 2008

dildomuffin

a dildomuffin is a strange offensive word generaly meaning that somebody has tried to make a dish in a breadmachine and left a dildo in it therefore creating something that resembles a dildomuffin.

shut up u lil dildomuffin

omg u made a dildomuffin

quiet u queef or ill hit u wiv my dildomuffin

by Phillip James McGuinness May 14, 2005

Dildoed

When one gets beaten the shit out of, with a large purple, rubber dong, made out of Daniel's package.

Mike Ock just dildoed me in Call of Duty 4!!

or

Daniel just dildoed the shit out of that nigger! In fact, he niggered the shit out of that dildo.

by JewDoo My COCK December 9, 2008

Dildoating

When you put your phone on vibrate. This is usually said about girls phones.

Mike: Susanne! Your phone is dildoating again!
Sussane: Oh....whoops.

by A.H. November 5, 2005