crowther

To Perform a Story Meant for Laughs, But incidently falls flat on its face on normal conversation.

Man 1: Ive got a cold
Man 2: oh man you just did a fucking crowther.
Man 1: Oh, My bad,

by foshohomes April 28, 2008

crowdy

Many people, like crowded but more of an observation, adjective.

On christmas eve, while shopping the stores were very, very busy. I exclaimed "Wow is sure is crowdy today!"

by Gilberto Contreras January 15, 2008

crowded house

to take four shits in one day.

Bro, clear the bathroom, I'm about to complete my crowded house.

by theipswichoracle June 1, 2011

Crown of Turds

-noun
1. An impenetrable barrier created when the resources one allocates to ignorant and irrational thoughts exceed their normal daily thought process (including hunger, thirst, and sensory) by a 90:1 ratio. A Crown of Turds makes its wearer completely impervious to the wants, needs, and feelings of others. With use, the subject develops tendencies for Narcissistic Personality Disorder, and eventually delusions of grandeur.

2. A phenomenon that occurs when ones hair becomes severely matted with feces from incessant brown nosing and generally kissing up to everyone with any measure of power. A Crown of Turds is said to have the power grant the dubya touch to the weak-minded.

3. A mark of disgrace in which fecal waste is placed on the head of an individual, formed into the shape of a crown, and baked until reaching the hardness and consistency of wood. Typically administered to those who show the greatest incompetence in their given field.

Will: "Our store has become the second best in the district, but our manager still treats us like crap, and won't listen to a thing we say."
Rob: "Dude, you're never going to get through to your boss, he has a crown of turds."

Bob: "I swear! The mayor is running this town into the ground!"
Tony: "That's because he's wearing an eighty-pound crown of turds."

Jill: "Our city commissioner jacked up prices on bus-fare to increase profits, but caused all of the riders to have friends drive them. They lost a bunch of money, and now the city doesn't have public transportation!"
Bernice: "I say we pay him a visit and give him a crown of turds!"

by TehBroomOfDoom February 1, 2009

crowded hallway

When a bitch has too many dicks in her that she can't take any more.

How about that girl right there?

Nah, I heard that girl is a crowded hallway.

by SwagmasterRico March 8, 2014

crimson crowbar

slang for the male genitalia

that turd bent his crimson crowbar up that bitch last night

by jon ronson July 29, 2006

false crowd

When the human line up in the surf zone is full of non-surfers. It may appear as though the peak or surf spot is crowded when in reality its full of kooks, posers and beginners. In this situation an experienced surfer will be able to catch as many waves as they want.

Hey johnny, there's a false crowd at the inlet, let's get out there!

by b-vis January 13, 2009