Cooter pile

A lady's vagina that looks like a raw sea scallop freshly opened...

I saw a woman at the gas station and knew for sure she had a gigunter cooter pile

by Stina1 December 23, 2016

consterned

When somebody wants to do something to someone out of anger but they can't or don't

She was so damn consterned she almost punched her son.

by sithsiri February 18, 2017

cooter huff

To kick someone in the vagina with the very tip of the shoe.

" dude i cooter huffed claudia yesterday, it was so funny"

by jnaylor13 February 20, 2017

cooter commander

Someone who's get a lot of pussy

He is a cooter commander

by Cooter Commander March 1, 2017

Cooter critter

Little bugs that crawl in your gooch/cooch

Cooter critter: Sleep with pants on; we don't want any critters in our cooters

by Googoogagagaga March 28, 2017

cooter climbing

When your money is so deep, that you need spelunking gear.

Gear up guys, we're going cooter climbing for mother's day.

by RustyPWhole May 22, 2017

Coasterbate

The act of masturbating while driving down the road.

Truckers who are on the road for days or weeks at a time will often coasterbate to stave off boredom.

by Grogathor May 26, 2017