Twat- Waffled 

When one's friend is so busy being sick in the shower that they fail to notice one entering the bathroom naked to have a piss.

"On a scale to sober to Twat- Waffled, how drunk were you last night>"

Twat- Waffled by giraffeostrichbanana April 14, 2015

Twat Rocket

When a woman who is on her period uses her vaginal muscles to shoot a tampon at someone.

She was so pissed at her boyfriend she hit him with a twat rocket.

Twat Rocket by Thundertwonk January 15, 2016

twat hat 

The twat hat actually exists - staff at a large imaging company are made to wear the hat for an amount of time commensurate with their stupidity.

It is also known for staff at the company to begin chanting "Hat! Hat! Hat!" when someone's been particularly twattish.

'Pass the hat, I've been a twat.'

twat hat by Cap'n B March 18, 2005

twat mosher 

huge dike, lesbo, lesbian, queer ass bitch that enjoy partaking in pussy fucking another woman. i.e. rubbing pussies together.

Holy shit, look at the fucking twat mosher on the motorcycle!

twat mosher by Jo Mammas August 27, 2006

twat goblin

one who likes eat syphillis ridden stinky vagina.

Carolyn is a twat goblin.

twat goblin by Val Mode May 13, 2005

twat munch 

Verb; To eat oysters to lick clams. When performing vaginal karrioke to a lady. Also insult to an obnoctuous oaf

I can't wait to see Sharon again so I can throw her down and give her a mighty twat munch

Hilary where are those reports I asked for you complete twat munch

twat munch by Ollie the Hind December 2, 2007

twat sailor 

a male sailor that is also a prostitute

The women in town go crazy when the navy boys come back so they can pay twat sailors for sex.

twat sailor by tim and josh August 21, 2008