The council of butt tables

The council of butt tables are the original founders of chairs but why not call them chairs?... cuz its boring and the council was one of the most powerful people on Earth and Neptune, one of the council members went ahead and made and country and when returned to the original council they went ahead and made the 7 world wonders and before passing away they made the pyramids to meet since their ancient power could let them travel anywhere at anytime of the day.
"Who are they?"
"They are the ones that control the world with the council of butt tables"
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Clam Table

A clam table is used in the game of 'hooking the clam' which involves several young Yorkshire men brought to the brink of orgasm, a chubby well greased barmaid to belly slide on and a lot of skill.
Albert: " The clam table is covered in spunk and lard from last night and I cleaned it last time"I
Jim: " Stop telling porkys I cleaned it".
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Murphy Table

A table that is installed on a wall and folds out like a Murphy bed.
You see? My new murphy table allows me to have a lot more room here!
by PabloREVVED February 16, 2018
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One Table

A common code within the drug underworld used to describe a significant deal with a rival gang.
"Meet you at the restaurant tonight, there is only one table"
by numerouno1999 June 13, 2013
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tuscan table

when a girl is down on all fours, has a guy in her ass, in her mouth, and a guy on each of her tits.
Yo! Me and the guys turned Ant's mom in a Tuscan table last night!
by Fabio big dick August 12, 2017
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The Long Table

A popular reference to taking big lines of cocaine (there does not even have to be a table)
Example 1
Person A: Did you get any
Person B: Yes, To The long table we go!!!

Example 2:

Person A:Where will I meet you
Person B Meet you at The Long Table
by Jay North 93 May 27, 2019
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