Shortbread

A nickname for a menacing redhead. The nickname takes into account their Scottish heritage. Used primarily as a deterrent in prison rape scenarios. After all, who wants to pick on someone man enough to sport the name "Shortbread."

Oh shit... here comes Shortbread. Don't move.

by The_Oreo July 30, 2010

short dick

To fully or partially cut off someone's penis with a dull butter knife to get things going. Doing what it takes to light a fire under some dumb cunt's ass. Often used as a pedagogical aid on the job.

"Private Pyle, I WILL motivate you, if I have to short dick every cannibal in the Congo."

-- R. Lee Ermey

Full Metal Jacket

by popeofeastlansing November 5, 2010

eat my short

Eat my short is a said by Bart Simpson from a animated cartoon call the Simpsons which was created by Matt Groening in the late 19s

Marge: Bart your hands are dirty go to the bath room and wash them.

Bart: Eat my short

by cinderll44 September 28, 2015

short shift

When shifting in a manual transmission while in the midst of a race you under shift the gear of the car because your not watching the RPM gauge and not shifting at the prefered shift time.

Dude, you could tell that that newb didnt know when to shift cuz you could hear him short shifting the gears in the car

by The carbon fiber 240sx May 13, 2005

shortbread

Nickname for a white guy with a small dick.

Have you seen Tom naked? The dude's a total shortbread.

by Kaia Jade December 20, 2010

Cut Short

one asks another this to save them a quarter of their alredy lit cigerette.

Hey can u cut me short.or
Can i get shorts.

by Matt January 13, 2004

short

Help me! I'm 19, 3'1 1/2" and 18 pounds and haven't grown since I was TWO!

by Anonymous October 31, 2003