Act of forcefully taking a crap filled with rock hard pellets of shit and hot, loose, oozing fecal matter that explodes from your anus showering the toilet with a gooey layer of nastiness. The poop rocks then cause the water in the bowl to boil, possibly scalding your ass. This usually occurs as a result of the XXL Burrito with Extra Habeneros, or the all you can eat suicide wing challenge.
Man, after luinch at the Mexican Place I took a massive meteor shit shower, I think I cracked the bowl.
by Guy is Old August 25, 2010
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by LordFartingtonTheThird April 27, 2016
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by Monkeylover126 September 22, 2018
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Ricky: Hey dude, you seem off. What’s up?
Greg: I just got back from Chipotle and I think I’m gonna have a critical shit.
Greg: I just got back from Chipotle and I think I’m gonna have a critical shit.
by Graybin Mooch April 4, 2019
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No question about it, now that there’s steaming dog shit on the table, we’re gonna have to do something about it.
by Dr Bunnygirl July 20, 2019
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by Bonesauce February 9, 2020
Get the This shit fucks mug.1. Literally, noun; a pile of feces, often left outdoors in cold whether, that steams while still warm/fresh.
2. Slang, noun; fecal matter that is potent and/or offensive in smell.
3. Adj.; to express dissatisfaction with either a person place or thing.
2. Slang, noun; fecal matter that is potent and/or offensive in smell.
3. Adj.; to express dissatisfaction with either a person place or thing.
1. My dog left a big steaming shit in the yard.
2. I don't know what he ate, but that was a big steaming shit he left.
3. This night turned out to be a big steaming shit!
2. I don't know what he ate, but that was a big steaming shit he left.
3. This night turned out to be a big steaming shit!
by stinkyfinger November 3, 2013
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