Definitions by LordFartingtonTheThird

Crispy Nibbles 

Performing cunnlingus on a burn victim

Man 1: Dude, sorry to hear about your girl getting caught in that house fire.
Man 2: Yeah, I'm gonna visit her in the hospital for some crispy nibbles to make her feel better.

Crispy Nibbles by LordFartingtonTheThird October 3, 2016

safety shit 

The shit you take before going out on a date where you expect to get laid so as not to poop in your date's bathroom.

Man, I took a safety shit before my date with Denise!

safety shit by LordFartingtonTheThird April 27, 2016