Crispy Nibbles

Performing cunnlingus on a burn victim
Man 1: Dude, sorry to hear about your girl getting caught in that house fire.
Man 2: Yeah, I'm gonna visit her in the hospital for some crispy nibbles to make her feel better.
by LordFartingtonTheThird October 03, 2016
mugGet the Crispy Nibblesmug.

safety shit

The shit you take before going out on a date where you expect to get laid so as not to poop in your date's bathroom.
Man, I took a safety shit before my date with Denise!
by LordFartingtonTheThird April 27, 2016
mugGet the safety shitmug.