stumpfounded

A cross between stumped and dumb founded

When she talks on the phone, sometimes she gets "stumpfounded"

by graphicdesigner2013 September 9, 2013

stumpfucker

Someone who is pursuing a person who is out of their league.

Oh she'll never go for him. He's a total stumpfucker.

by ceres May 13, 2014

stumpboy

1.Patrick Stump's infamous nickname.

2. a clean-cut white boy who's also a little bit chubby and likes to play 20 questions.

1. Person: "Man, have you heard Stumpboy's new music?

Fellow Emo: "Fuck yeah."

2. "Ugh, he tried to play 20 questions with me and ask for my kik. HE ISNT EVEN CUTE!"

by frankieroshands November 11, 2015

stumpy toe

stumpy toe is a woman called sandra with a stumpy toe

stumpy toe is for a short red head who is a fat old tramp

by stumpy toe July 31, 2016

stumped by the trump

When you really play the no female president card in every fucking interview of you to exist and still get stumped by that racist and perverted Trumpet

Hillary: Shit, I got stumped by the Trump!

by Weird shit not defined here March 8, 2017

stumped cow

A cow that is trained to back up to a stump in order to be fucked by a human

Bessie is such a well trained stumped cow that all Jonathan has to do is walk up to the stump.

by Scottypotty2 April 18, 2018

Stumping

when an amputee sticks their stump into a female vagina or asshole

Charlie: I was stumping this girl so hard last night

Jackson: Yo, babe can I stump you tonight?
Morgan: Of course, I want all 15 inches of your stump

by CHEEF QUEEF November 15, 2017