Technologically Retarded

One who has no grasp of technology, no matter how times one has to explain how to use something electronic

Wife: Honey what button do I push to turn on the stereo
husband: You are so Technologically Retarded, press the Audio button

by RyeDawg II November 1, 2011

Retarded ass

A retarded donkey with autism

I have a retarded ass at my farm

by Usedcondom69 March 20, 2017

Mini Punch No Return

Ranging from when the original mini went out of production. This phrase is then called when any mini comes into view or is spotted and the caller may punch any number of his company without danger of them retaliating. This can only be done once per mini per person.

*mini comes into sight*
Caller: Mini punch no return!!!
*punches member(s) his friends^

by Grubba June 10, 2004

return of the king

The best movie ever created in all the history of movies ever!

Do we really need an example?

by Rosie February 7, 2004

Liebrador Retriever

The kind of dog you get when someone tells you that they have a really cute Lab/Boxer Mix that really needs a good home and it turns out to be part pit bull and part Alien.

"Did you hear about Jack?"
"No."
"He's still in the hospital after being mauled by his new Liebrador Retriever his uber-whore ex- girlfriend gave him for his birthday!"

by Pfc. Snowball August 13, 2008

get retarded

1. The acted of getting so drunk that you act like you are mentaly retarded.
2. When something doesn't make any sense especially at work.

Tyler wanted to get retarded this weekend, and acomplished his mission when he couldn't even get out of the van with out falling.

Convergys is getting more retarded all the time.

by Jimboozie November 4, 2003

retroactive love

falling in love after the relationship has ended

Mikey: Man, why don't you just get over her. It's been 3 weeks since you broke up and you barely seemed to like her.
Ezekiel: Not sure, Mike. It must be retroactive love.

by antonius January 15, 2004