Postal Regret

When you post something to a social site e.g. facebook, twitter; and you regret it after a few seconds or minutes, but are too lazy to remove it. Or you just want to know the response that it will get, but eventually regret ever doing so.

I posted something onto my facebook without looking at Urban Dictionary first... and now I have postal regret.

by Mgamerz May 13, 2010

consume- regurgitate- repeat

the formula for school.

consume knowledge
regurgitate on a test
repeat the process

friend: how do i succeed in school.
me: consume-regurgitate-repeat, my friend, consume- regurgitate- repeat.

by screwged January 5, 2011

Immaculate Regression

To miraculously become a virgin again.

Betty is getting married again and she's wearing a white dress. She must have had an immaculate regression.

by CraigTricamo January 26, 2011

Minced regression

Happens mainly when you have just been told off/dissed/burned. This is a failed attempt to put some ice on that burn, or to insult them back. When you make a horrible come back that nobody gets or is just plain weak, making you look like even more of a fool.

Max: "We're out of butter"
Erik: "That's okay we can just use your girlfriends face"
Max: "Yeah... Well... Your socks are slightly dirty"
(complete silence)
Erik: "That was stupid"
(Erik walks away)
Micah: "What was that Max?"
Max: "I don't know dude minced regression"

by Coolging805 December 11, 2011

Food regrets

When you have second thoughts or, regrets, about food you decide to have or order.

Person a: I'll have a Cesar salad
Person b: I'll have a double bacon cheese burger with fries and a milkshake.
Person a: that sounds great dude
Person b: yeah. Your about to have major food regrets.

by It's Phil April 22, 2017

wank regret

When you finish masturbating and realise that what you just jerked to was extremely odd.

You’re not you when you’re horny. NoFap. Don’t bust a nut.

“Mate, I went onto the Rule 34 website last night. I saw some shit.”
“I bet that was a serious case of wank regret.”

by Y’know we stay t1tty December 18, 2017

Logistical Regression

/ləˈjistikəl/ /rəˈɡreSH(ə)n/
A malapropism often said in error by someone unfamiliar with statistics. The speaker likely means "logistic regression"(logit regression, or logit model)
"Logistical regression" is said by one trying to sound like a smart data scientist. Hearing this may trigger contempt for the speaker.

Carter's boss, Chris, told him in Error to make a report using "logistical regression" modeling.

by Bobby Peach February 9, 2018