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jessica potter

The sweetest girl in the world. she means everything to me and always will shes my world and is mine so be jelous
kaleb loves jessica potter with all his heart
by kalebkelsoe May 27, 2009
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watch Harry Potter

Watching Harry Potter in theatres = getting a blowjob.
"Hey, me and Michelle are gonna go watch Harry Potter, you wanna come?"

"Dude, I don't need to see you getting blown."
by Onii June 4, 2004
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petter

someone who pets there hair in a forward direction to the left with there right hand, causing a combover / emo effect with there hair, the hair will over time become stuck like this. A petter will also pet non-stop without even knowing it and continue to pet even after being yelled at several times. Petters will also barge into your house at ridiculous times of the day and proceed to open your fridge and take whatever he or she pleases, without even considering your opinon or thoughts. Petters will anger everyone around them and cause great Arguements with friends and family, Destroying all hopes and dreams. Petters will end up with dead-end jobs and get nowhere in life
1) "god damnit Lloyd Stop touching your Fucking Hair, Ya Petter!"
2) "Fuckin get out of my Fridge Petter"
3) "Petter, have that paper on my desk by 7:00 tonight or your ass is fired!!"
by Torrance Dodge July 14, 2005
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Harry Potter

It was okay until it became marketed as aggressively as Nintendo's Pokemon franchise. Now every new Harry Potter update is enough to induce severe migraines.
In three years time, parents across America and Europe will be too embarrased to even mention being suckered by the Harry Potter marketers.
by AYB June 21, 2003
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harry potter

giving anal to a girl with a abundent amount of ass hair
man last night i saw ron harry potter hermoine
by tripp and justin made this December 4, 2007
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Potter Punch

The act of punching someone in the forehead while wearing a ring with a lightning bolt emblem. Usually used to subdue out of control individuals who look like harry potter or are fans of the series.
Dude Steve is being obnoxious about watching Harry Potter 7.

Yeah, if he doesn't shut up I'm going to potter punch him.
by DeviousWaffles September 26, 2010
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Faggy Potter

A pitiful insult for a fictional book character, whose name is Harry Potter.

Used by imbeciles who think they're funny when they're clearly not.
Person1: Did you see that idiot who just used 'Faggy Potter'...?
Person2: Yeah, I did, what a dimwit.
by Kenjirara July 6, 2004
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