neverest

The chest of a woman with ...well....without a chest, or should it be stated a grotesquely mimiscule endowment.

Guy: "banging Amy is like climbing mount Neverest!"

Friend: "Tiny titties huh?"

Guy: "Yeah, for a minute there I thought she'd grown some buds until I realized I was mounting her from behind!"

by sirpixalot August 1, 2011

Nerderific

<adjective> A term used to describe an object, concept, or person that is intelligent, innovative and somehow divine, breaking the traditional barriers of the sterotypical "nerd". While not necessarily understood by many, nerderific objects, concepts, and people are only appreciated by those who possess the esoteric knowledge to comprehend them to the fullest extent.

A combination of "nerdy" and "terrific." Not your common nerd.

<adverb> Describes an action that is so inconceivably innovative that it disrupts nearly everything it touches.

1. The ideas that Ryan presented in class were so simply nerderific that all the girls were after him.
2. The new smartphone, released by HTC, is nerderiflcally amazing.

by verboten August 31, 2013

never connected's

A classification of people, approx 5 million American households, generally below age 35 and childless, that view all TV and entertainment through the Internet (hulu, netflix, amazon ect) forgoing Cable TV service.

I can't bring my kids over to their house anymore. Those never connected's don't have cable tv to mindlessly sedate my children while we get drunk.

I love being never connected's, we have a cheap internet bill and watch whatever we want with no commercials!

by Slobadon January 15, 2014

never:ending:story

An act between two gay persons wherein they stand with their backs to each other and interconnect their two bodies by inserting the penis-shaped heads located at both ends of a double headed dildo into one another's anus.
The story has begun!
To make it never ending, they must both work together to stay balanced, stay penetrated, and do a backwards reach-around to jerk off the other, thus creating a

<Never:Ending:Story>

It was as majestic as a Unicorn, you should've seen it! Tobias and Sebastian were able to perform a never:ending:story flawlessly!

by Life's Little Wonders April 25, 2014

Nerdery

A safe space where fledgling nerds can be raised to maturity.

On the wall of the nerdery, the periodic table was painted a gender-neutral Chartreuse.

by Mollama September 1, 2015

Neverland gas

Many people may think it's simply gas from Michael Jackson's Neverland Ranch, but it's actually semen from his penis.

Kobe got a full tank of Neverland gas after leaving Michael's ranch.

by Parad0x_013 June 12, 2016

Nerderous

A feeling of unease from being around nerds; nervous of becoming a nerd.

Boy: do you ever think we'll be smart like nerds?

Friend: I don't know, its making me nerderous just thinking about it

by Territorial Insomniac September 6, 2016