A race of women featured on the Maury Povich Show. They are the ones that are always 100% sure that the guy they dragged on the show is their baby's daddy. Sometimes, they make several appearances without ever finding the elusive "baby's daddy."
That stupid bitch dragged me all the way to New York to say I'm her baby's daddy. She slept with the whole city! She's definitely from the Mopoho Tribe!
by Rod Headman February 2, 2006
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Get the Mopeshow mug.The stage of drunkeness just before you get hammered but while you are still able to hold a reasonable conversation and stand up at the same time
by Lisa James September 13, 2007
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From the combination of mop and opportunity as a spillage is nothing but a mopping opportunity.
From the combination of mop and opportunity as a spillage is nothing but a mopping opportunity.
'Aww fuck, i just spilled this odd blue liquid from sanitary towel commercials on the floor'
'that's no accident, it's a MOPPORTUNITY!'
'that's no accident, it's a MOPPORTUNITY!'
by prof. tarquin von ramadan January 28, 2009
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Get the moparzimmy mug.A custodial technician who takes advantage of an accidental spill to fulfill mopping duties, regardless of other duties that may have been assigned to said technician.
High school kid: "Did you see that mopportunist hop to it when Jackie spilled her slushie before last period?"
High school kid's friend: "He dropped that plunger quicker than you can say 'Forget unclogging toilets!'"
High school kid's friend: "He dropped that plunger quicker than you can say 'Forget unclogging toilets!'"
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