cum laden

Cum laden - heavily loaded or weighed down with a sack full of jizz.

Dude, I was so cum laden last night before I fucked Sophia. I haven't ejaculated in over a week and hosed that bitch down in a gallon of jizz.

by de-pube March 22, 2026

Cum Ladder

The process of cumming onto your hand in such a way that you ejaculate two parallel strings of jizz across your fingers, resembling a ladder. This may occur during masturbation.

I jizzed a perfect cum ladder across my fingers last night.

by Trans Lotad February 19, 2025

cum laden

heavily loaded or weighed down.

My balls were cum laden after 3 weeks of abstinence.

by de-pube August 20, 2025

bin laden it

to lay low after a questionable sex act.

BA had to bin laden it after he came in that girl from the halfway house. its been three months and she's still looking for him. apparently he forgot to use a condom.

by Rocheman4280 September 24, 2025

Pulled a Lander

Compleatly screwing over everyone in the direct vicinity. often, telling people to do things one day and wanting it sooner. and using goody two shoes who have it done as an example that the rest of us suck.

my teacher pulled a lander when he asked for our papers two days earlier than he said before.

by DaNinjaBreadMan.lol February 17, 2009

Ol Bin laden

When you blow a huge load of semen into a girl's eye, giving her a black eye.

Oh, I gave her the Ol Bin Laden last night!

by Jaytbar1127 May 26, 2011

Gang bang ladder

When a whole fuckton of people continuously climb each other so they can fuck one person.

Everybody knows an orgy isn't great until the gang bang ladder starts.

by charliep427 October 17, 2016