mighty jordan

he is the mightiest person you’ve ever met. he has rock hard abs and the biggest butt. he can dance like no other. he has 9 more lives and he was killed by the tiki gods. he will always keep his sweet baby sofia protected and never hurt her. he is friends with a lot of weaklings and calls everyone peasants. you’ll never want to be enemies with mighty jordan

mighty jordan is so strong and mighty.
mighty jordan is so good at dancing

mighty jordan has rock hard abs.

by weakling0944 July 23, 2020

jordan gamage

a dumb black coon

that's jordan gamage

by the boys and men June 20, 2023

Cody Jordan

A chill dude.

"How is Cody Jordan that cool"? asked Delwin.

by SpankMeeDaddi December 3, 2019

Michael Jordan

The act of launching one's semen up in the air and into one's navel. The fluid must travel directly into the umbilicus for it to count as a Michael Jordan.

"Yo, I did a Michael Jordan last night!"

by Dr. Morningwood June 7, 2021

Jordan Mcdorman

a Jordan Mcdorman is gay and has no friends he has a tiny penis and loves cock

omg is that jordan mcdorman doesnt he like dick and he has a tiny dick to

by Carter Schar April 4, 2019

Felix jordan

Has a very small willy and no friends

Felix jordan has a small willy

by Bigggg willly mannn November 8, 2020

Jordan Long

A person that is sus with jas but keeps denying it.

are you being a Jordan Long? Is jordan being a Jordan Long again?

by 12_34_j_56_n February 15, 2023