Jesse Standard Time (JST) is based on the present time zone plus 15 minutes. It's not a standard 15 minutes however and in some cases could be upwards of real-time plus 30 minutes or even 60 minutes.
The origin of Jesse Standard Time is somewhat unknown, but it’s believe it dates back approximately 40 years to 1969.
Jesse Standard Time was first discovered by the author of this term back in 1990. At that time JST was typically only approximately 5 minutes behind real time however over the years JST has increasingly fallen farther behind. Based on statistical analysis of JST over the past 20 years by a team of scientists commissioned by Father time it has been concluded that given the current rate of "time slippage" JST will be a full calendar day behind by sometime in August of the year 2044.
JST cannot be adjusted or altered by any known force in the universe. Many have attempted to compensate for the difference in JST vs. real time by adjusting schedules by up to 30 minutes in hopes to negate the effect. These futile attempts have routinely come up short and have been known to cause JST to slip even farther than normal.
This author recommends that those trying to ignore its existence or to resist JST should just accept it. JST should be embraced by all. JST is a very powerful tool and resistance to its forces will most likely negatively impact your daily schedule, but if used correctly can actually increase the amount of time in your day.
The origin of Jesse Standard Time is somewhat unknown, but it’s believe it dates back approximately 40 years to 1969.
Jesse Standard Time was first discovered by the author of this term back in 1990. At that time JST was typically only approximately 5 minutes behind real time however over the years JST has increasingly fallen farther behind. Based on statistical analysis of JST over the past 20 years by a team of scientists commissioned by Father time it has been concluded that given the current rate of "time slippage" JST will be a full calendar day behind by sometime in August of the year 2044.
JST cannot be adjusted or altered by any known force in the universe. Many have attempted to compensate for the difference in JST vs. real time by adjusting schedules by up to 30 minutes in hopes to negate the effect. These futile attempts have routinely come up short and have been known to cause JST to slip even farther than normal.
This author recommends that those trying to ignore its existence or to resist JST should just accept it. JST should be embraced by all. JST is a very powerful tool and resistance to its forces will most likely negatively impact your daily schedule, but if used correctly can actually increase the amount of time in your day.
Boss: "Hey Bob, where have you been? We start work here at 8:00AM... It's 8:20AM!!"
Worker: "I'm not late, I'm running on JST."
Boss: "JST, what's that?"
Worker: "That's Jesse Standard Time of course."
Worker: "I'm not late, I'm running on JST."
Boss: "JST, what's that?"
Worker: "That's Jesse Standard Time of course."
by jsfathertime April 22, 2009
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1. a hybrid of Jesse, and Lynn, the anglicized Irish Gaelic name 'Flann'.
Jesse originates in Hebrew with the definition being "the Lord exists", while Lynn (Flann) is gaelic for "ruddy-complected"
ruddy is defined by oxford as "looking red and healthy" while complected is defined as "with skin and a complexion of the type mentioned"
Therefore: Jesselynn means, God exists, this 'healthy' red haired girl is proof of it.
1. a hybrid of Jesse, and Lynn, the anglicized Irish Gaelic name 'Flann'.
Jesse originates in Hebrew with the definition being "the Lord exists", while Lynn (Flann) is gaelic for "ruddy-complected"
ruddy is defined by oxford as "looking red and healthy" while complected is defined as "with skin and a complexion of the type mentioned"
Therefore: Jesselynn means, God exists, this 'healthy' red haired girl is proof of it.
by Lt. Daen February 5, 2010
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The thin, brittle slice of "bread" that passes for the body of Christ during communion. It is, of course, washed down with a swig of Jesus juice.
Gregg: Why are you awake now? You were hammered last night.
Doug: Dude, I'm getting dragged to church.
Gregg: Oh, lame.
Doug: It's cool. I can space out until they serve the jesus wafers. They always help my hangover.
Doug: Dude, I'm getting dragged to church.
Gregg: Oh, lame.
Doug: It's cool. I can space out until they serve the jesus wafers. They always help my hangover.
by Doug E Fresh Barcelona November 22, 2009
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1 jee-zuhs, -zuhz guhn noun, verb, gunned, gun·ning.
noun
1.
a weapon consisting of a metal tube, with mechanical attachments, from which projectiles are shot by the force of an explosive so powerful that it could kill any religious icon or god(s).
2.
a long-barreled cannon having a relatively flat trajectory and deity killing capability.
jesus gun
1 jee-zuhs, -zuhz guhn noun, verb, gunned, gun·ning.
noun
1.
a weapon consisting of a metal tube, with mechanical attachments, from which projectiles are shot by the force of an explosive so powerful that it could kill any religious icon or god(s).
2.
a long-barreled cannon having a relatively flat trajectory and deity killing capability.
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by j.k.r January 1, 2012
Get the Jessdeep mug.When a couple is so perfect together , They're named a 'Jesus Couple'. Only rare special , good looking couples are allowed to be named a Jesus Couple. Those who are a Jesus Couple are to be respected since they're too perfect.
Lauren : Omfg , Angelina & Brad are a total Jesus Couple !
Zaida : Totally ! They're perfect together !
Lauren : I wish I was in a Jesus Couple !
Zaida : Totally ! They're perfect together !
Lauren : I wish I was in a Jesus Couple !
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