fudgy crotch

Dropping any sort of fudge on your crotch. Even works if you have any brown substance brutally smudged across the front area of your pants

Damn dude, you dropped your phudgebar on your crotch!

Shhhhiiit, son, you flung poo and hit him right in the groin!

by Beanerino April 26, 2004

Bag of Crotches

A person can be a bag of crotches when calling them a crotch or crotchity is just not enough. This is a person who not only steals your job, but insists to everyone in your workplace that he or she is waaaaaay better at it than you are, and that he or she is always right, and can NEVER be wrong.

Amy is a Bag of Crotches. If I say something is blue, she will tell everyone that it is red, and somehow they will believe her.

by Oh ... That girl May 25, 2007

crotch grime

Any external disease or filth on the genetallia. Usually attributed with promiscuous sex or terrible personal hygiene.

"His crotch grime had developed into a nasty case of herpes."

"Joe was afraid to get his penis wet, so his crotch grime was so thick you could scrape it off with a spatula."

by Jam29 October 27, 2007

Flaming Crotch

a red head who has an extremely over sized bush

- that bitch is such a flaming crotch

- that guy has a flaming crotch

- yesterday i was about to fuck my girlfriend and when she pulled down her pants i screamed "OMG! YOU HAVE A FLAMING CROTCH!"

- my daughter was about to go on a booty call and i said "bitch shave that flaming crotch"

by xxxYomomma69xxx July 23, 2009

crotch-hawk

when you shave your pubic hair into a little miniature mohawk.

that punk rock girl had a beautiful crotch-hawk.

my crotch-hawk is 3 inches high when i gel it.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

Crotch Button

A term used to describe an unattractive person.

Polar opposite of "Cute as a button"

Ugly

Rachel: "You're cute as a button, Paul."

Caitlin: "No he's not."

Paul: "Shut up Caitlin, if you were a button you'd be the least attractive button. You'd be the button on the crotch of someone's pants. You'd be a crotch button!"

by Cimex September 7, 2009

crotch-squatch

when you kneel over a female/male (whatever floats you boat) and sqaush your pussy on their face. crotch meaning vagina sqautch cross between sqaush and crouch.

omg i gave samantha a crotch-squatch and made her eat me.

by sirspanks-n-wanks October 1, 2009