Crotch goblin 

An absolutely minging little ginger fat fuck of a 12yr old who thinks it’s funny to Roam the streets terrorising normal everyday people this is the type of child to continue breast feeding off of his mother until he is in his 20s.

Eww look at that woman’s ugly ginger child …
Must be a crotch goblin

Crotch goblin by flapslapper29 May 31, 2025

Crotch Sock 

A game typically consisting of two players at a table where the sole objective underneath is to touch the other persons crotch with your sock while the other person is blocking you from gaining entry.

Hey man, I just saw those two guys playing crotch sock right across me; hopefully we’re able to play next.

Crotch Sock by ArabDuelist July 29, 2025

Crotch pot

When a guy goes down on a woman and his saliva mixes with her pussy juices it becomes crotch pot.

After Warren went down on Lynn she said his face smelled like crotch pot.

Crotch pot by Fiona Red November 12, 2025

crotch milk

Sperm

Detective went to a fertility clinic to collect a suspect DNA and he asked the other detective why he had to carry the suspects crotch milk and the detective told him that’s because you’re the new guy.

crotch milk by Uncle Whiskers April 19, 2026

Crotch Farming

When you use a fruit or vegetable to masterbate

I was crotch farming with corn.

Crotch Farming by SaintFeral July 8, 2026

Crotch Rocketing

When a gay male couple has intercourse where the bottom is in doggy style. The top cums onto the bottom's balls, and rapidly punches them in the balls from behind. This fuels the "rocket", and causes the reciever to cum.

"Oh hell yeah dude, Gary and were Crotch Rocketing last night. Now my balls are sore!"

Crotch Rocketing by josiethesaxist July 9, 2026

Sriracha Crotch 

When you hate fuck your cheating girlfriend by pouring Sriracha sauce on the condom once placed on and giving her a burning bushfire.

Betty's beaver was burning after Russell found out she was cheating. Payback is a bitch when you get the SRIRACHA CROTCH!!!

Sriracha Crotch by will bitten September 7, 2017