Definitions by SaintFeral

Tit Gremlin

A breastfeeding baby that can detect an exposed boob from up to 3 miles away, appears out of nowhere the second your bra comes off, and becomes personally offended if the milk service is delayed by more than 0.7 seconds.

I thought I could change my shirt in peace... then the tit gremlin sensed fresh dairy and launched an attack.

Tit Gremlin by SaintFeral July 20, 2026

Crotch Farming

When you use a fruit or vegetable to masterbate

I was crotch farming with corn.

Crotch Farming by SaintFeral July 8, 2026