The contact lens is performed by a man when he lifts his partener's eyelid up and ejaculates in to the area between the lid and the eye.
by Deagans September 8, 2005
Get the contact lens mug.US Military term to describe one's head. It is a mocking of the Four points of contact during a parachute landing fall taught to soldiers in Airborne school at Fort Benning Georgia. It is used in many ways, though mostly used in negative ways. If you do not properly execute a Parachute Landing Fall or PLF, one will often hit their head, which is how the term developed.
It is often heard from the Airbone School instructors, or 'black Hats' whenever a student hits their head as in 'Nice use of that 5th point of contact', or 'only use the four points of contact, do not use the fifth!' It can also be used in a military slang term 'You better pull your 5th point of contact out of your 3rd point of contact!' Which means, Pull one's head (5th point of contact) out of their own ass (which in a PLF is the 3rd point of contact) or in a more verbose sense, you better unfuck yourself.
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A word your stupid friend uses from his word of the day calander to appear smarter than he actually is.
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Get the context mug.A tiny state where half of its population live with a domesticated chimpanzee while the other half will saw off one of their own arms as soon as it becomes necessary, and they all misrepresent their income in census time in order to keep alive the myth that their state is rich.
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A) Living with a domesticated chimpanzee that may or may not rip out you or your neighbor’s face at any time.
B) You might at some point in the near future saw off your own arm with a saw.
C) You have and will most likely continue to misrepresent your level of income to the census takers in order to keep alive the myth that your tiny state is rich.
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A) Living with a domesticated chimpanzee that may or may not rip out you or your neighbor’s face at any time.
B) You might at some point in the near future saw off your own arm with a saw.
C) You have and will most likely continue to misrepresent your level of income to the census takers in order to keep alive the myth that your tiny state is rich.
D) A and C.
E) B and C.
F) All of the above.
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