Road Block

My god you can't even spell Roblox right.

Guy 1: Man I love road blocks
Guy 2: dude cmon. Are you kidding me?

by BigTonyFromTheMafia December 10, 2020

Future Cock Block

Future Cock Block (FCB) is a term used when another male tells a perspective female something that will forever destroy his chances with said woman. Anytime in the future when the man tries to hook up with the woman, he will be denied.

"Dude, I told Jackie you slept with some random fattie. She has a b/f now, but if she's ever available, I think I've future cock blocked you."

by Recipient of a FCB January 29, 2009

Blue Lego Block of Ambiguity

The blue Lego-esque block shown in stead of Adobe Flash content when visiting a website in Apple's Mobile Safari browser. It has come to symbolize one of the greatest criticisms leveled against an otherwise highly regarded mobile browser capable of rendering most web content true to form. The debate over Flash's omission has swelled up once again with the introduction of the iPad which also utilizes Mobile Safari sans Flash support, albeit on far more capable hardware. While Apple claims to provide the "entire internet in the palm of your hand" their detractors are quick to remind the world that the "entire internet" includes quite a bit of Flash.

Person: OMG, click this link to check out a hilarious clip on Hulu from last nights Family Guy.
iPhone User: Uhhh, when I get home...
Person: Wait... just use your iPhone, lets watch it now!
iPhone User: Well, I tried..
Person: And....
iPhone User: Blue Lego Block of Ambiguity, I don't want to talk about it

by tokyotapes January 30, 2010

Cox Block

Happens between the hours of 10 and 11am in which a female from the 3rd floor of a house stumbles downstairs to a second floor room to interrupt a morning session of her female counterpart.

dude i was trying to get some morning action and then like clockwork, COX BLOCKED

by ghetto geppetto December 1, 2010

M Block

30mg roxycodone

I snorted an M block so I am fucked up

by Jake Offasorus November 16, 2011

british beaver block

verb; similar to a cock block, only for the female persuasion, and must be performed by an englsih housekeeper.

dude the maid just gave alyssa a mean british beaver block

by Josh Aussems March 25, 2005

cock block

When you are denied or blocked from sexual activity or arousal

Bertha's brother came home early, what a cock block.

Rita's Dad stayed in the same room watching TV with us, he is such a cock blocker.

The girl next door closed her blinds before she start to change, what a cock block.

by RuneX December 2, 2003