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Aaron Hoffman 

verb. The act of pouring your drink into someone else's drink usually without the consent and the other party's knowledge of said action until after a significant portion of fluid has been transferred. Homogeneity of fluid mixtures is not a requirement and usually complete opposite types of liquids are "mixed" against the unsuspecting party's will.
"I was talking to a few people at this party while holding a drink and then I realize a schmohawk pulled an Aaron Hoffman and poured half his cup of beer into my vodka cranberry."
Aaron Hoffman by wordman4321 March 31, 2013
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aaron gardner 

Aaron Gardner means the most to me .. He's the most cutest person on this earth I love him so much his brown eyes are so amazing I just wanna snuggle him forever and everrr.. He makes me happy if I'm upset or mad he's funny and sweet<3 I love you Aaron<3
aaron gardner by RawrGoesEwin September 29, 2013

Aaron Boone 

Manager of the New York Yankees and former player for the Yankees, Reds, Indians, Marlins, Nationals, and Astros. Best known for a walk-off home run in Game 7 of the 2003 American League Championship Series that gave the Yankees a win over the Red Sox, earning him the nickname "Aaron Fucking Boone" among Red Sox fans.
Did you see Aaron Boone's 11th inning home run in that game? ESPN rated it as the 9th best home run ever!
Aaron Boone by cl94 June 18, 2018

Aaron Jones 

The guy in your class that looks at stars. ALOT. He doesn't really talk that much but when he does its usually when hes singing. If you give him a fidget spinner he will be very happy and start dancing. One time I gave him one and he tried to spin the spinner on his nose. These people are usually autistic and are usually seen playing basketball.
Daniel: Hey Nelson.
Nelson: Ya?
Daniel: Look.
*Looks at Aaron Jones*
Both: LMAO

aaron bobp 

a homelss wigger kid with a little dick chronic masterbator
i saw this stupid aaron bobp walkin down the street with no shirt on
aaron bobp by the world hates you October 31, 2009

Aaron Fitch 

The Worlds slowest eater, and worst sleeper. Famous for taking a whole roadtrip to eat a McFlurry.
Steve: Hey Jason, you eat that hamburger like Aaron Fitch

Jason: Well you sleep like him!!
Aaron Fitch by PowellRiverG January 13, 2011

Aaron Rodgers 

The Green Bay Packers Qb and the Hail Mary king
Aaron Rodgers is the hail mary king.
Aaron Rodgers by Footballfan7285 January 26, 2017