alter cocker

old shit or old fart. an old man who sits around grousing and complaining all the time.

That alter cocker was complaining about the pickles and now is whining about the chopped liver. He should up and die already!

by ken69 January 27, 2009

Afterbirth

n. The combination of amniotic fluid, blood, placenta giblits, and vaginal secretions that pour from the vagina immediately after the birth of a child. Visually, Afterbirth resembles a watered down mixture of Applesauce, Ketchup, and Mustard. Modern myth suggests that Afterbirth gives special properties and or magic powers if consumed, but this is purely speculation.

Unfounded claims concerning Afterbirth:
1. One of KFC's the 12 secret herbs and spices.
2. The secret to Dick Clark's youthful appearence.
3. The real reason John F. Kennedy was shot.
4. Found in all varities of Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream.
5. What George Lucas really spends all his money on.

See also: chunky beef stew

Sebastian fell to his knees, rolled out his tongue like a dog, and began laping up his wife's precious Afterbirth from the hospital floor.

by Quinn Mallory January 13, 2006

afterwit

a smark remark or witty retort made or thought of a half hour too late.

After being insulted by Reilly, George had an afterwit later that day.

REILLY: "Hey George, the ocean called; they're running out of shrimp."

(Later that day)

GEORGE: "Oh yeah, Reilly? Well, the Jerk Store called, and they're running out of you."

by theclerk June 27, 2008

Afterkill

To cause the death of someone after they have already been killed.

Zombie!! Time for some afterkill!!

by Burden13 December 22, 2009

Afterspaff

When you cum then five minuets later cum again out of no where

It’s the after math of the cum you could call it the afterspaff.

by Harry”NoDad”Neale August 31, 2019

Nine In the Afternoon

n. A song by Panic At the Disco
from their new album Pretty. Odd.

hey have you heard panic's song,
nine in the afternoon?

by SKRILLLLLEX April 10, 2008

aftermath

the latter time of an event, Usually involving its consequences.

news reporter: The "aftermath" of this party seems to consist of two injured persons, a wrecked house, and raging parents.

by foodnut December 14, 2010