Teenacer

A person who has aced their teen years. A true boss at being a teen. A teenage bossman.

I passed highschool with flying colors, I'm such a teenacer. You did what? you're a teenacer!

by Minst November 29, 2020

wizz-bang

when something meets with an unfortunate demise or the sound made when this occurs

“I twisted the dilly-doo until the thingy lined up with the whosie-whatsit and wouldn’t ya know it. The dingus got all gashnitzed and gashnizzled and the jobby-joo went wizz-bang out the back. Please forgive me if I’m getting too technical for you. It’s just that I’ve been workin’ in the doojigger biz since I was knee-high to a whatchamacallit and I rarely interact with you civilians.”

by goose_on_a_roof October 15, 2020

Junior the egomaniac

The pseudonym used by Junior Grimes, the british internet kid since he’s kind of a meme at this point. Junior the egomaniac is used to signify his overinflated ego and sense of himself since Junior grimes or “J. Grimes” is quite possibly the most conceited internet persona EVER.

Junior goes by the name “Junior the egomaniac” since most people don’t know his true name or his origins, he’s quite a mystery but I guess that’s what draws people especially woman to him.

J Grimes is famous for doing his own thing, he’s a loner albeit hides it with his dark and twisted sense of humor. Junior the egomaniac also takes the name in stride since he’s the outcast and embraces himself since he was once the rejected son.......

Judge: alright 40 years

Defendant: wait! Give me a chance, what if I gave you a sick fortnite handle?

Judge: I’m listening

Defendant: Junior the egomaniac

Judge: alright death penalty it is for you then...

Defendant: you can’t kill me if I’m already dead inside

by Somebody with a cat June 15, 2021

UNCW

A liberal arts university with approximately 15,000 undergraduate students in Wilmington, NC 10 minutes from the beach. It offers great people, great academics, a beautiful campus, a good party scene, solid athletic events, and plenty of attractive females.

Popular activities include but are not limited to: going to the beach, surfing, bars/breweries, boating/jet skiing, concerts, basketball games, poker nights, keggers, sex, and drugs.

Summer never ends at UNCW.

by Donny H. February 18, 2022

cog sex

Well, hello there! Are you ready for some brain-tastic action? Let me introduce you to cog sex, the ultimate brain computer interface sexual experience. It's like a game of "Operation," but instead of a buzzer, you get a jolt of pleasure every time you successfully connect with your computer. It's like a virtual dance-off, but instead of grooving with a person, you're grinding with your CPU. So, plug in, turn on, and get ready to get your cog on. Just don't forget to wear a helmet, because this ride might blow your mind - quite literally!

"Hey bro have you checked out the pawg on the cog?"

"Na I need to renew my cog sex subscription."

by unkledadi April 6, 2023

Dung Hampers

English expression in use by sailors in the Royal Navy before the Second World War. It refers to large, baggy and shapeless underwear that can be male or female attire. When male it refers to the baggy shorts that were issued to both junior and senior rates at the time. When female, it refers to the baggy bloomers type of knickers with elasticated legs, the sight of which is guaranteed to turn off all but the most ardent (or desperate) suitors. In short they are the sort of thing that not even Bridget Jones would wear.

I was goin' to try and pull the bird in the flat opposite 'til I saw her peggin' out her dung hampers on the washing line.

by AKACroatalin March 18, 2015

Big Lion

Big Lion
/bigˈlīən/
Noun

"Big Lion" is a God-like entity with

unheard of power, very few other entities rival It's sheer, incomprehensible, magnificent.omnipotent power. Some prophesize of an entity equal in power.

*Big Lion appears and lazers your fucking eyes*

"Holy shit, it's fucking big lion."

by XtraGrandee September 21, 2019