procrasterbating

Putting off important tasks so you can jerk off a little.

Jimmy: Hey dude! Did you finish that lab report?
Harry: CRAP! No i didn't! I spend way too much procrasterbating
Jimmy: Uhh, TMI dude. TMI...

by Procrasterbator321 February 21, 2011

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Procrasturbate

Similar to procrasturishowering, a procrasturbator will masturbate instead of completing the dull tasks they've been assigned at work/school.

Instead of writing my term paper, I decided to procrasturbate.

by TMV February 24, 2006

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Procrastination is just like masturbation because you only fuck yourself.
Procrastination is a bad habit to get into because it leads people to think you don't care, that you don't have it together and you are often left in the dust compared to your contemperaries. You shouldn't procrastinate, especially when it comes to thanking somebody for something or telling someone you love them or visiting an elderly relative. "He who hesitates is lost."unknown "God helps those who help themselves." unknown, but an old one.

Procrastination has made me lazy. Now I'm fat.
I can procrastinate up to three times a day.
If I did not procrastinate so much, I'd have a job by now.
Procrastinating makes you look really lame.
I always get mad at myself for procrastinating.
Procrastinators are doomed. When you lag, you lose.

by MadamexXx February 19, 2009

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