Patrick

Also named patrick. Sucks at valorant. Is not an awpper. He should probably uninstall the game entirely.Simps for innocent women that are not attracted to him. Will tell shitty jokes and sarcastically laugh at them. Usually will be a disappointment of A human being. Probably has his name as VanillaCqke as discord username

Patrick sucks at valorant

by Chonky woman July 21, 2020

Patrick Merrick

That guy

Patrick Merrick is indeed HIM

by 770percent December 3, 2022

Patrick Maskew

A person that has been nice to everyone he meets and is a loving caring person.

That dude is a real Patrick Maskew.

by BoredDumbShit August 19, 2019

Patrick

Perfect Man

A Patrick is more rare and magical than a Unicorn

by Tsunami StaySea May 27, 2025

Patrick Shwavy

When you're intoxicated and you do something so insanely embarrassing, that you wish you were never born.

I'm all Patrick Shwavy and I see this kid in a wheelchair and I thought it was him.

by PersonalJesus December 16, 2019

patrick shwavy

When you do something so insanely embarrassing that you wish you were never born. Usually while under the influence.

Was talking to a girl while drunk last night. I Patrick shwavy’d it.

by Titty city December 16, 2019

Evan Patrick

A badass. Someone likely to become the next President

Did you see that guy dunk all over that kid? That's so Evan Patrick.

by Evan Patrick June 8, 2014