Flat 3 shuffle

The budgeted ability of the achievement of a swivelly chair

Person 1: “Shoudlve seen me last night, I had to do the flat 3 shuffle”

by Aiden.Fukin January 15, 2021

Flat Earther

Someone who doesn’t even have two brain cells. They lack a brain to store said cells in the first place.

Flat Earther: The earth is flat!!!!!!
Sane person: Shut up.

by Pialinist May 2, 2023

FLAT CHAT

Adjective:
Feigning importance and fraudulently or deceptively claiming to be busy at work when in reality you have sweet FA work to get done.

Synonym: Pretending to be busy at work when you actually are not.

"How are you going today?" "Oh, I'm absolutely FLAT CHAT!" (Sigh dramatically and flutter hand over chest)

by Cactus Juice February 22, 2018

Ikea flat pack box

An ikea flat pack box is a term given to a disabled person whos joints like knees, shoulders, hips and jaws can pop out of there sockets with ease. This can be used as an insult or description however this does depend on said situation.

"oh hey do you know jack" - Person 1
"no which one is he?" - Person 2
"Ikea flat pack box" - Person 1
"ahh right" - Person 2

by LazZzZz July 13, 2021

Flat Earther

A reminder that as much of a failure that you are, there is always someone more disappointing than you.
(although you are currently on Urban Dictionary, so maybe not so much).

"You strike me as someone who would be a Flat Earther"

by younerd July 24, 2023

flat vorhees

A filler word that can be plugged in anywhere.

I got a major flat vorhees. Plugged in for boner.

by Sweezy May 17, 2016

Flat-crackin

2 obese lesbians trying to scissor but their fat belly's get in the way!

Me and my fat ass girlfriend wanted to scissor but had to end up flat-crackin because we're both too fat.

by Awhitewv February 4, 2022