ding written

When something is ding written, it is written in such a poor sense that you want to throw a brick at the face of the author multiple times.

Guy 1: "Hey, have you read Kevin's new book?"
Guy 2: "That shit's absolutely ding written. I ain't reading that."

by TopNotchTopHat May 19, 2015

Ding

Commonly used in Yorkshire to refer to someone who is acting particularly stupid.

A short term for the word "ding-bat".

Shut up you ding.

Get a grip fucking ding.

by Lb95x June 30, 2015

ding donged

To ring someone's doorbell with their penis.

Bro, I ding donged the teacher yesterday.

by Wordsarereal April 13, 2016

dingbat

Someone who compulsively checks their smartphone every time it makes a sound indicating they've received a text or email.

Every time her phone makes a noise, she rushes to check it. What a dingbat!

by Superhamster! August 17, 2016

Dhingdong

a simple loving guy who respect woman and God Fearing person.

dhingdong

by Shiroetatsumi August 6, 2016

ding dong

Its your goddamn Penis you retard, get a life...

look down, open your pants and you probably have a small fucking dick man... or in other words, a ding dong

by FatLoser26 June 27, 2016

Ding Dong Thumping

An action similar to ding dong ditching, instead of ditching you proceed to have an orgy with your partner(s) by the door.

Bro! We goin ding dong thumping tonight? Grandmas house?

by Joe The Eskimo May 29, 2016